I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.
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Spike's Bitches 9: Shiny Beads and Sweet Talk
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.