I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.

Fuffy ,'Storyteller'


LotR - The Two Towers: "Dude, Where's my Precious?"  

"One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all, and in the darkness... Hey, what the... Where'd it go? It was here a minute ago... Stupid hobbits..."

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.