Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


LotR - The Two Towers: "Dude, Where's my Precious?"  

"One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all, and in the darkness... Hey, what the... Where'd it go? It was here a minute ago... Stupid hobbits..."

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.