Jayne: That's a good idea. Good idea. Tell us where the stuff's at so I can shoot you. Mal: Point of interest? Offering to shoot us might not work so well as an incentive as you might imagine.
'Out Of Gas'
LotR - The Two Towers: "Dude, Where's my Precious?"
"One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all, and in the darkness... Hey, what the... Where'd it go? It was here a minute ago... Stupid hobbits..."
A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.