Jayne: Well... I don't like the idea of someone hearin' what I'm thinkin'. Inara: No one likes the idea of hearing what you're thinking.
'Objects In Space'
LotR - The Two Towers: "Dude, Where's my Precious?"
"One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all, and in the darkness... Hey, what the... Where'd it go? It was here a minute ago... Stupid hobbits..."
A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.