River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.

'Safe'


Goodbye and Good Riddance 2002: A Very Buffista Holiday Thread  

Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. Oh, and 2002? Don't think we've forgotten about you...