River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.
[NAFDA] Workshop, post, discuss, and read Smallville fanfic here. Most, but not all, will be slashy. After all, PPO does stand for Pansexual Prettyboy Orgy.
