It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


PPO  

[NAFDA] Workshop, post, discuss, and read Smallville fanfic here. Most, but not all, will be slashy. After all, PPO does stand for Pansexual Prettyboy Orgy.