Xander: Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy. Dracula: Leave us. Xander: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!"

'Lessons'


PPO  

[NAFDA] Workshop, post, discuss, and read Smallville fanfic here. Most, but not all, will be slashy. After all, PPO does stand for Pansexual Prettyboy Orgy.