Wash: Don't fall asleep now. Sleepiness is weakness of character. Ask anyone. You're acting captain. Know what happens you fall asleep now? Zoe: Jayne slits my throat, and takes over. Wash: That's right. Zoe: And we can't stop it.

'Shindig'


Smallville 1: Clex!  

[NAFDA] Somebody saaaaave meeeee! The further adventures of an alien boy and his Lex. We see the slash. Don't you?