No studying? Damn! Next thing they'll tell me is I'll have to eat jelly doughnuts or sleep with a supermodel to get things done around here. I ask you, how much can one man give?

Xander ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Smallville 1: Clex!  

[NAFDA] Somebody saaaaave meeeee! The further adventures of an alien boy and his Lex. We see the slash. Don't you?