Xander: Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy. Dracula: Leave us. Xander: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!"

'Lessons'


Smallville 1: Clex!  

[NAFDA] Somebody saaaaave meeeee! The further adventures of an alien boy and his Lex. We see the slash. Don't you?