Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.
'Serenity'
Due South: Mountie Fetishists Anon!
We first came to this thread on the trail of a Mountie and his partner. For reasons (slash) that, well, don't need exploring at this juncture (slash), we have remained, attached as fans of the (slash) show.