Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please? Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.
'Serenity'
Due South: Mountie Fetishists Anon!
We first came to this thread on the trail of a Mountie and his partner. For reasons (slash) that, well, don't need exploring at this juncture (slash), we have remained, attached as fans of the (slash) show.